I was in jail with tina cornelius for a couple of weeks for a driving while intoxicated.Man,she always laughed and had a smile on her face like nothing at all had happened.I did not know at first what she had done,because like i said she always was very happy and stuff.She also always talked about having her boobs done when she gets out and stuff etc.......But when i found out,i just could not believe how careless she could act with not a care in the world.She had two pictures taped up on her wall in her jail cell.One of her boy,and one of her girl.I just could not believe my eyes,how could she even still look at their beautiful faces.Knowing what an horrible thing she has done to them beautiful children.What is wrong with that horrible excuse of a human being??????????????Absolutely disgusting!She honestly needs to burn in hell,which she will!!Because she is an horrible and disgraceful human being!! I know these beautiful kids are with god now.Looking at their mom down from heaven asking:How could you just leave us there, knowing that we could not make it by ourselves, and that we were helpless.And had no way to safe ourselfs,because we were hurt and drowning in the creek.Because we had noone to safe us.Where were mommy??????????How could you just hurt and leave us to die like this???Iam so very,very............................sorry for you two beautiful angels.If i could take back what your own flesh and blood did to you, i swear i would take it back!!! I don't know you two,but always know that you are always in my prayer.And that i love you guys,even though i never got to know you!!Rest in peace you two angels!!And always know that i love you,even though i never got to know you!!!!!!Love,Tanja!!!
Im from corpus christi tina stayed with me and my family while cops where tapping my phone and staking outside hiding in the bushes I know how they found her here I saw her baby clothes in the car and pics after they got her u would never have known
tina is my cousin.....I was very close to her and the rest of her (my) family growing up, she lived with me after amanda was born, amanda was over 2 months premature when she was born....she was such a miricle....and what Tina did to her and dominick (whom I never got the blessing to meat...she moved away when she was pregnant with him. anyway, what she did to her children and to our entire family is....more than heartbreaking...it's..it's unthinkable. more than I can begin to explain to anyone. And to this day, none of us, not even her own mother or sister , knows what exactly happend.
My God! I've read this piece half a dozen times before in your book, but it got me again. This little bitty shittin'-assed clipping is a masterpiece.
Great! Leave me now just when I've finished reading your books at least 3 times through while suffering through IBS and clinging to the porcelin goddess!
Hollis, I'd crawl naked through broken glass at my 20th High School reunion to retrieve a copy of any of your columns. Not just because they're so funny, they're now collectibles! -Dave from Charlotte, another Shocking Real-Life alum'.
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Hollis, Your readers cling to you like the last raft leaving the Titanic. We will follow where ever you go. Just leave us a trail of breadcrumbs or cookies or what ever you have to crumble and we will find you. Keep on going girl! We're right behind. Val from Pittsburgh, Shocking Real-Life alumnus.
Me too, Michael Bryan, me too. Since moving back to Slowvannah I have missed me some Hollis, but thanks to the internet and I can keep up with her!
Tell Ginny hello if you see her!
God, I love to read your columns, Hollis. I had to move from Atlanta five years ago to my hometown of Augusta. Man, do I miss Atlanta! One of the things I missed the most was Creative Loafing, and your column was (is) my favorite. Just got a computer lately and can't get enough of you. You are flat out heelarious!
Thanks for keeping an Atlanta expatriate amused.
use margarine instead of shortening.
I want to see pictures of Lary and Grant! I think I'm related to both of 'em.
My name is Grant Henry,
Hollis Gillespie's Handler,
I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
I am Lisa's mom, and I loved your article. You are right; Lisa and Marshall would be there for anyone in need, and she tells me everyone has been wonderful to them. Lisa and Marshall are overwhelmed at the generosity. We are very fortunate no one was hurt. Thank you, Hollis...
Hollis, Great article...I believe Grant needs you as much as you need him. And his mother won't murder you...she loves you because she knows Grant loves you. Georgia lives to be a part of her son's life, and you are a vital piece in the heart and soul of Grant's life. Staying true to your friends in your writing shows your love and respect for them all. So, she would not dream of murdering you..have no worries. However, I would love to know which one of her husband's was the "Leather Smeller"? And I would also like to know which boots in her closet recieved his load, as I was the first in line for the hand me downs!!! lol Craig (Grant's big brother)
I think you're right -- More of us could say "Fuck Stuff". Can I get that on a bumper sticker please?
Unfortunately my expierence wasn't with mudd masks. It was with hair dye. Name the color and my mother has tried it on me. When she dyed my hair firetruck red i couldnt wear a green sweater otherwise i would get christmas jokes.
you're one of my favorite writers : ) thank you.
o.k., i'm in my office guffawing..... do you hear me???? thanks for making this crap-assed day at least good for a laugh hollis!
you never cease to amaze me with your storytelling. you make me want to drive cross country to take a writing workshop and drink dirty martinis in grant's art gallery.
thanks for not making this day a total waste of effort!
it was the TASTY PUSSY!!!
or the SMELLY PUSSY???
You up for your next house purchase? Come on! Things have been a bit... un-exciting! I know I can count on some excitment when we look at homes together. Things are cool here in Grant Park, but we need to find some more drama in Atlanta's real estate scene ;-) Just now I'm hearing these APD helicopter flying overhead and I'm getting panic attacks from our last ATM in the basement incident ... LOL
Ramiro Garcia | Your Trusted Real Estate Agent
P.S. You know I don't do floors now, don't ya... ;-)
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