o.k., i'm in my office guffawing..... do you hear me???? thanks for making this crap-assed day at least good for a laugh hollis!
you never cease to amaze me with your storytelling. you make me want to drive cross country to take a writing workshop and drink dirty martinis in grant's art gallery.
thanks for not making this day a total waste of effort!
it was the TASTY PUSSY!!!
or the SMELLY PUSSY???
You up for your next house purchase? Come on! Things have been a bit... un-exciting! I know I can count on some excitment when we look at homes together. Things are cool here in Grant Park, but we need to find some more drama in Atlanta's real estate scene ;-) Just now I'm hearing these APD helicopter flying overhead and I'm getting panic attacks from our last ATM in the basement incident ... LOL
Ramiro Garcia | Your Trusted Real Estate Agent
P.S. You know I don't do floors now, don't ya... ;-)
Hollis, you left out the really juicy parts. Like when we had to wash under Annie's arms and they stunk like, well, a dead rat. I don't remember thinking that her tits were so magnificent then! I have many, many more stories and details. But perhaps you can save for another column?
Meet Hollis Saturday night at 6:30 at Bound To Be Read Books in East Atlanta, along with her Shocking Real-Life Writing peeps to celebrate the publication of Corinne Humphrey's first book, The Tao of Rudy! See you there!
Hmmmm, waitress+fake knockers+motel+coffee shoppe. Sounds like the Hollywood Hills Best Western.
Hollis, when you get here, summon me by making 3 armpit fart noises followed by a minute a aardvark-in-heat moaning (I have the hearing of a Golden Retriever), and then I'll get you and whip your dimpled, flabby ass into shape by chasing you like a paparazzi up and down Runyon Canyon.
Very well said.
unbelievable...i have heard of what tina did just recently..from a mutual friend...i went to school and grew up with tina marie cornelius, once upon a time i could say we were friends...it's heartbreaking....i have been searching article after article tonight and my heart cry's for those babies.unbelievable...and absolutely disgusting she could do that to her own children...
After we tragically lost our cat I vowed never again would any of our little ones be outside kitties. Our "new" fur-face stays inside, gets supervised play time outside and can sit on the porch. Period.
I love your writing & I love my cats. I used to let them out, but I've lost too many to various things. My cat stays in the house all the time now. Period. Hopefully he will last longer that way.
Hollis Gillespie - You knock me out
(The Bitch Who Cried When She Met You)
I always found Jehova's Witnesses to be rather nice people. All I had to do was tell them that I was not of Christian leanings, and they left me alone after that.
Love ya, Danny! Glad you were "redeemed"! My dad was home by himself and a lady, Jehovah "Testifier" came over and was discussing her faith. Backdrop: Dad, sung in choir and was Baptist Deacon...mom, Sunday school teacher. Back to the "story:...Mom came home(I was in another room), "Jehovah's Witness" R-A-N from the house. Mom was not violent (school teacher, master's degrees), but that lady and my dad....saw the wrath of that short(4'11"), fat lady. That was over 40 years ago. My mom passed in'98, but if Jehovah Witness is mentioned to Dad...he breaks out in a sweat and quickly walks away. Mischievously, I tease him about it still today!!!
"MindStray" is a STALKING Jehovah's Witnesses TROll who follows Danny Haszard around like a groupie.
This is what the Watchtower cult mind control does to followers,remember this real danger next time they knock on your door.
(Check his/her account, up one day after my post)
STALKING JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
Thank God we live in a democracy or Haszard would Hitlerize us all. The only cults are those that don't give us freedom of choice! Release your anger, Danny and for God's sake lighten up!
Jehovah's Witnesses are a cult because they try to cut you off from others who do not have the same beliefs, including family.
The Watchtower is an oppressive cult if there ever was one!
It's amazing they are still around after 100 years of 100% failed prophecies. Truly amazing,that they can prompt their followers to actually go door to door with a 100% bogus message.
The Watchtower is a truly Orwellian world.
Danny Haszard born 1957 as a 3rd generation Jehovah's Witness http://jehovahwitness.vox.com/
You've mastered the art
of selective listening!
...come see hollis today,
sunday, next door to:
SISTER LOUISA'S ART GALLERY
IN THE CHURCH
OF THE LIVING ROOM
AND PING PONG EMPORIUM...
COME ON IN, PRECIOUS!
did i mention "next door?"
(love yer ass to bitch)
Grant, you whore!! (Love yer ass)
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