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Re: “Beets are evil”
Meet Hollis Saturday night at 6:30 at Bound To Be Read Books in East Atlanta, along with her Shocking Real-Life Writing peeps to celebrate the publication of Corinne Humphrey's first book, The Tao of Rudy! See you there!
Re: “Hollywood bodies”
Hmmmm, waitress+fake knockers+motel+coffee shoppe. Sounds like the Hollywood Hills Best Western.
Hollis, when you get here, summon me by making 3 armpit fart noises followed by a minute a aardvark-in-heat moaning (I have the hearing of a Golden Retriever), and then I'll get you and whip your dimpled, flabby ass into shape by chasing you like a paparazzi up and down Runyon Canyon.
Re: “A call unanswered”
unbelievable...i have heard of what tina did just recently..from a mutual friend...i went to school and grew up with tina marie cornelius, once upon a time i could say we were friends...it's heartbreaking....i have been searching article after article tonight and my heart cry's for those babies.unbelievable...and absolutely disgusting she could do that to her own children...
Re: “Hard transition”
After we tragically lost our cat I vowed never again would any of our little ones be outside kitties. Our "new" fur-face stays inside, gets supervised play time outside and can sit on the porch. Period.
Re: “Hard transition”
Hollis,
I love your writing & I love my cats. I used to let them out, but I've lost too many to various things. My cat stays in the house all the time now. Period. Hopefully he will last longer that way.
Re: “How to carve a bird”
Hollis Gillespie - You knock me out
(The Bitch Who Cried When She Met You)
Re: “Satan and other influences”
I always found Jehova's Witnesses to be rather nice people. All I had to do was tell them that I was not of Christian leanings, and they left me alone after that.
Re: “Satan and other influences”
Love ya, Danny! Glad you were "redeemed"! My dad was home by himself and a lady, Jehovah "Testifier" came over and was discussing her faith. Backdrop: Dad, sung in choir and was Baptist Deacon...mom, Sunday school teacher. Back to the "story:...Mom came home(I was in another room), "Jehovah's Witness" R-A-N from the house. Mom was not violent (school teacher, master's degrees), but that lady and my dad....saw the wrath of that short(4'11"), fat lady. That was over 40 years ago. My mom passed in'98, but if Jehovah Witness is mentioned to Dad...he breaks out in a sweat and quickly walks away. Mischievously, I tease him about it still today!!!
Re: “Satan and other influences”
"MindStray" is a STALKING Jehovah's Witnesses TROll who follows Danny Haszard around like a groupie.
This is what the Watchtower cult mind control does to followers,remember this real danger next time they knock on your door.
(Check his/her account, up one day after my post)
STALKING JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
Re: “Satan and other influences”
Thank God we live in a democracy or Haszard would Hitlerize us all. The only cults are those that don't give us freedom of choice! Release your anger, Danny and for God's sake lighten up!
Re: “Satan and other influences”
Party hearty!
Jehovah's Witnesses are a cult because they try to cut you off from others who do not have the same beliefs, including family.
The Watchtower is an oppressive cult if there ever was one!
It's amazing they are still around after 100 years of 100% failed prophecies. Truly amazing,that they can prompt their followers to actually go door to door with a 100% bogus message.
The Watchtower is a truly Orwellian world.
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Danny Haszard born 1957 as a 3rd generation Jehovah's Witness http://jehovahwitness.vox.com/
Re: “Burning down the house”
You've mastered the art of selective listening!
Re: “Space between friends”
...come see hollis today, sunday, next door to: SISTER LOUISA'S ART GALLERY IN THE CHURCH OF THE LIVING ROOM AND PING PONG EMPORIUM... COME ON IN, PRECIOUS! did i mention "next door?" (love yer ass to bitch)
Re: “Space between friends”
Grant, you whore!! (Love yer ass)
Re: “Space between friends”
saturday 12/1 from 11-7 sunday 12/2 from 1-6 SISTER LOUISA'S ART GALLERY IN THE CHURCH OF THE LIVING ROOM AND PING PONG EMPORIUM ...COME ON IN, PRECIOUS! the telephone factory 828 ralph mcgill boulevard, ne loft 106 atlanta, ga. 30306 FREE TO THE PUBLIC!!! Hollis is in #106
Re: “Space between friends”
where is this event and when? i would like to go to your "table" in the storage closet=)
Re: “I hate to defend Britney Spears”
What has happened to this poor woman, (who isn't perfect, of course, I am not arguing that she has never made a poor choice) is an egregious and disturbing travesty of any kind of justice. It is blatant sexism. What other family court judge in this country would allow a non-working piece of trash who openly smokes pot and lives with a skank-whore who has made thousands of dollars selling stories about Britney to the tabloids, and whose FAMILY has made thousands of dollars selling stories to the tabloids about Britney, to drag a parent in to court EVERY WEEK on adminstrative issues and minor traffic violations? What other parent would lose custody for not being "engaged enough" with her children or not having a structured routine? This is outrageous. Mark my words, someday a good investigative journalist will counter-balance this bullshit with an in-depth analysis.
Re: “A history of wrecks”
Hollis, you left out the really juicy parts. Like when we had to wash under Annie's arms and they stunk like, well, a dead rat. I don't remember thinking that her tits were so magnificent then! I have many, many more stories and details. But perhaps you can save for another column?