60lbs is not too heavy.
I refuse to go to Sea World because I hate the idea of those magnificent creatures performing tricks and being imprisoned in tiny (for them) pools for the rest of their unnatural lives.
Wait, how do you say something sardonically? Did you mean sarcastically? Or are they synonyms and I'm just dumb?
And I know what you mean.
Maybe you should send this to the Kharma Cleanser?
I love your little tales. Funny, biting, sad and sweet - all at the same time. You are the Hot and Sour Chinese Soup of my digital week. XOXO!
Sometimes wisdom is given by the oddest means. From the mouths of babes... and green-haired punks.
HOLLIS YOU MUST POSSESS THE QUICKEST/ WIERDEST MIND THIS SIDE OF??? BUT KEEP ON COMMENTING ON LIFE AS ONLY OUR "ROYAL BLEACHIE HONKIE BITCH CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So doing nothing is actually a form of discipline now?
I'm sorry - there are sometimes when it is not only warranted, but applauded, to beat your children. This is one of those times.
God, I love it when overindulged children are put into their place. I'm a Sunday School teacher/camp counselor/general kid wrangler, and so when I come across a kid who won't listen because of no discipline at home, the thing to do is take them to task. You can't be weak, you can't be easy; you have to hold the hard line.
I always enjoy your columns, by the way.
NOTHING HARDER THAN A PREACHER'S DICK was red and yellow outlined in black!
Sister Louisa is consistent with "her" style!
If we could all assess our relationships and situations, and accept their lovable flaws, we would all probably be a lot happier!
Jesus told me He still likes Kim best.
Well, they aren't donkey's, they are horses, and tourists pay to ride them around Centennial park. Oh, the romance of it! There is nothing more romantic than watching an animal suffer in traffic, with cars whizzing by and honking horns. Don't worry, I am sure they are happy.
If "The Bitch" can lie in print, then I can too!
JESUS LOVES AN HONEST LIAR!
You old softie!
You are wonderful and I love all your articles, you are the reason I must have a creative loafing every week at all cost. I love ya!!!!! Keep up the good work. Never ever stop writing!!!
Hollis - that is some amazing observational insight you have going for you there! Made me chuckle quite a bit. I'm one of those gay guys that regularly "calls out for Pizza", but I'd much rather go out for a drink with you. Call me!
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