i did have it listed on eBay...
it was a 3 day auction.
i know hollis usually lies,
but this one was the truth!
i love hollis too,
make me an offer ($$$)
and i'll sell my spot
before you can say
HOLLIS GILLESPIE IS A BITCH!
I just went and bought 300 Light Brights. Cleaned out every Toys R Us in Atl. I have an idea that I think could make a fortune on Ebay. Anybody want in?
Grant misspelled "cartoon network" in the listing head! He spelled it "carton" and the bomb only sold for $720!! The other bombs sold for a lot more. HAHAHAAHAHA!
Hollis, Grant does not have the "bomb" listed on ebay. I read your column, rushed home, looked up his site( he is on my favorite sellers list) and it is not there! Whatta piece of poo!
hollis, i've loved your writing since Poets, Artists and Madmen. it just took a tasty article about a horse's cock up a guys ass to make me finally tell you. thanks for always making me laugh and cry so hard at the same time!
You can even make me cry laughing at the sick idea of a movie being made about fucking horses!
you are a goddess, and I envy Lary and Daniel and Grant that they get to be your friend!
You rock and I love your writing, every bit I have ever read.
when is the next book?
I'M AN ARTIST AND I'M FOR SELF EXPRESSION BUT IF WE SUPPORT THIS TYPE OF ART WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT US? IN NO WAY WE SHOULD PROMOTE PERVERSION AS ART!!!!
LOL!!! at the "balustrade" comment
R.I.P. Jethro. 1/13/07
May Jethro and Cocksucker
be Gay Together in Heaven.
Have you ever entertained the idea of writing about something interesting?
....i've wasted an entire box of depends.....you are a worthy read, woman......best chuckle in the ATL
Shows up in the most unexpected places, doesn't it?
Merry Christmas. Great column.
Way to go Hollis! You're getting your house! Now I only wish they'd respond to my offer on the other "GEM" across the street in CVM -Ramiro
I are the woman I strive to be. Great story!!
Love ain't no flower, it is a cactus. Achingly resilient!
That is what Twain would have called a Slammer.
I wish that I had written that.
That the cactus still thrives after all the abuse.
...real family...thx hollis....we're just doin the wait'n to die circuit...fresh outta monitors...but love your posi-spin...might hafta give it a chance...L8R
Great piece, Hollis! Happy Thanksgiving, from my family to yours!
Hollis- another great piece- if you could crank out a 3rd book- I would be eternally grateful. :-) I tell people that you and David Sedaris are by far my favorite writers- very 'my style.' I hope I can write as candid as you and be published some day soon.
p.s. if you ever want to go on a tour- visit Anchorage, Alaska!
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