"the human centipede."
I'm calling bullshit.
You don't have to watch that thing. You just have to know it exists. Makes John Waters look like John Ford.
the human centipede.
Requiem for a Dream
a surprise christmas gift for myself. i can't wait to see what it is!
Weird Al CD
"getting a real job WOULD explain ol' fife's pseudo absence since early june (assuming that we are all pretending that he's not checking in from time to time as "leery negro"). "
bump because jesus christ something is wrong with your brain
Because we all have to endure that brief, uncomfortable period of time where nobody's drunk yet.
We show up with plastic shopping bags and Tupperware containers to get all the leftovers.
I take unflattering photos of them and post all over social media.
Probably because of the language barrier but I don't really know because i'm not sure what they're saying most of the time
Because I have uncontrollable eye-roll syndrome.
yup. all of the masks at the dinner table make eating turkey and mashed potatoes a little awkward but watching football games after dinner is still cool.
They get all huffy because I know that they're all really eric pheiffer hiding masks of my mom, dad, uncles, cousins, and grandparents and I'm not afraid to call them out on it because clearly eric is out to get me in me real life the same way he is on this website and I'm too unstupid to not notice.
They're jealous of both my success and impressive goatee.
They generally get jealous of my Gorgeous looks.
a lacrosse stadium w/ pony rides.
I would build a Community Riding Center for disadvantaged children and young people:
"At Ebony Horse Club we use horses to improve the education, life skills, and aspirations of disadvantaged young people growing up in Brixton, South London. We teach riding and horse care, take groups to outdoor events in and outside of London, and mentor children experiencing significant challenges in their everyday lives. Learning to ride takes a lot of courage, patience, and determination and it allows children to discover inner strengths they never knew they had and even more importantly, improves their self-confidence."
The space where Turner Field sits would be a perfect location. They are already talking about putting a race track there, so how about a horse riding community center instead?
People would see it on the drive in from the airport and it would be great P.R. for Atlanta as a global city (in addition to helping disadvantaged youth). Seriously, win-win all around.
I think that the big winner here could be GA State. They may finally have a location to build their stadium.
Creative Loafing Atlanta
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