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Re: “The ATL Twins are Spring Breakers forever

This article about these numbnut LOSERS is shockingly nihilistic and misogynistic. CL, you are even more abysmal than I could have imagined. You probably think you are HIP in publishing this. You are toilet paper for the masses!

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Posted by CL = Cretinous Losers on 03/23/2013 at 1:29 PM

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Aren't these the McPoyle Brothers? And you didn't ask about the next season of Always Sunny? Sheesh.

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Posted by Jason X on 03/23/2013 at 11:34 AM

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All I can muster is, 'who?'

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Posted by c404 on 03/22/2013 at 7:55 PM

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So much for being objective. Could've been a good article too, if the author wasn't so bent on portraying them in a negative light.

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Posted by PatMinotaur on 03/22/2013 at 2:44 PM

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"The women and the coke and the money and everything, all of it always seems easy."
Ah, commodification. Way to go, ATL Twins!

Posted by RKG on 03/22/2013 at 11:25 AM

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"At the end of the day, and their lives, these two have done nothing. They are nothing. They represent nothing. Two little boys living a fantasy."
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A fantasy shared by a million teenage boys.

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Posted by Mark from Atlanta on 03/22/2013 at 11:01 AM

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Daddy smoked crack
Mama was a tweaker
Me and little brother would join right in

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Posted by Matt on 03/22/2013 at 9:51 AM

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To quote The Bronx's "White Guilt", " And everybody knows it's true
That all you're ever gonna be is entertainment."

At the end of the day, and their lives, these two have done nothing. They are nothing. They represent nothing. Two little boys living a fantasy. Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury.

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Posted by Cabal23 on 03/22/2013 at 9:16 AM

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gross subject matter aside, i thought it was a good read.

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Posted by wesleywhatwhat on 03/22/2013 at 9:04 AM

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So this is pop culture in Atlanta? A couple of nobody hicks with a condo on Peachtree? And to think....Atlanta is the high mark in a trough of cultural retardation...

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Posted by Realist on 03/22/2013 at 8:42 AM

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@ Matt LOL @ eric pfeifer Maybe you never know Edgewood Adam is spot on with that Honey Boo Boo comment

Posted by jbrycec on 03/22/2013 at 8:39 AM

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Oh, and Edgewood....NEVER mention Martinez again! Just the thought of her wack-ass writing makes me facepalm.

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Posted by T From ATL (362090) on 03/22/2013 at 8:36 AM

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Being wasted enough to bang one is horrific enough, but TWO...ah HELL naw! Just YUK! Ok, that's all I got!

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Posted by Roo on 03/22/2013 at 8:25 AM

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Honestly, I'd rather read about these guys than those East Atlanta shitty indie-hipster bands CL loves to flog. This is the true face of the ATL scene folks. Learn it. Love it.

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Posted by T From ATL (362090) on 03/22/2013 at 8:15 AM

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I'm struggling to find the right way of describing their horrible appearance. Romanian AIDS babies all grown up? An accidental copy of Gollum by a careless WETA digital artist? Were they wounded by shrapnel from a Dollar General explosion? Somebody help me out here.

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Posted by Matt on 03/22/2013 at 2:49 AM

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What David said.

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Posted by mikey j on 03/21/2013 at 10:04 PM

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Thanks for bringing them to our attention, CL. They seem like talented men who will have long careers. I'm sure you won't look back on this in a year and be embarrassed that you paid someone to profile them.

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Posted by David F on 03/21/2013 at 9:55 PM

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These two are the wiggity wackest white boys that ever wacked their wiggities.

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Posted by Barracuda on 03/21/2013 at 9:48 PM

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Articles like this are the reason I don't read Creative Loafing. It's fucking bullshit. These fucks are bullshit. This a slice of the vanity that plagues society today thanks to Facebook and the idea that everyone can be a rock star simply by looking like one. There is absolutely no substance to these stupid pieces of shit and they've never done a damn thing for this city. Creative Loafing should hold its head in shame for following Vice and feeding these guys' egos even more. Go home CL, you're drunk.

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Posted by mikey j on 03/21/2013 at 8:31 PM

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It is difficult not to covet lines and strippers.

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Posted by oydave on 03/21/2013 at 5:41 PM

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