I still jerk my way through summer and I've lived in new york for 7 years. How can't you?
Neither Hipsters nor Crusties should procreate.
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker
this was the best story of all. What a great sister-wing-woman --
hahah this was great! new york is indeed, truly a different animal in the summer time. land of the open bars and open legs! hang in there russ, you'll get some ass this summer in the city!
im also not sure why people are hating on a man's mission for some poon in nyc? as a female, i find it adorable, hilarious and completely awesome of a tale to share! whats with that? don't be lame. how about take a trip to the land of sex and fuck some of that unnecessary hateration away? it'll be good for you.
Says the guy who's up reading them at 3:00 a.m.
These stories are awesome. Anyone who can't see them for the funny, relatable, nostalgic pieces they are — well you're probably in need of some summer lovin' yourself.
love blondie!! i used to party with her at the cove off of monroe drive!!! those were the days!! good times!!
i heard that jesus banned masturbation on sundays, so that's why the author had to move.
whatever, i thought it was hot.
just saying, you can think the writer pathetic or be offended by his chronic masturbation--that's legit. You can say this is a dumb piece of writing--sure, fine. Calling someone a rapist when there's no evidence of that person having non-consensual sex? That's when you turn into a hater.
Wait, how is he a rapist? he's not touching or approaching women...he actually seems afraid of them. Rapists...do...the opposite, right?
stay in NYC please. that means therse one less budding serial rapist living ITP
Hurray, stories about masturbation from a toolbag! Good riddance, jackass! Atlanta doesn't want you, and I have a feeling Brooklyn doesn't either.
what the fuck is this? and every other article in this section? I thought this was supposed to be a guide to the summer, not a bunch of lame ass stories. Fuck, what a waste of space.
There were a couple of "El Vampiro's" at my high school back in the late 90's. Now they are married, average 2.5 kids, and attend church every Wednesday and Sunday.
Why couldn't they stay as weird and lovely as they once were?
"El Vampiro" should have just rolled with it, instead of turning into a PSA.
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