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Re: “Fulton officials to mull Central Atlanta Library renovation proposal

Ha, a library with very few "traditional library services"--great idea, if you are an architect. What about the people who pay for library services with their tax dollars?

I love the beautiful pictures of empty space, but this plan is a lot like the Monty Python "Architects Sketch" (…

'Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
Client 1: Excuse me.
Mr. Wiggin: Yes?
Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
Client 1: Not really. We asked for a simple block of flats.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses.
Clients: Ah.
Mr. Wiggin: Pity.
Clients: Yes.'

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Posted by Veteran Observer on 07/23/2016 at 5:15 PM

Re: “Hello to a City of South Fulton?

@ Roxanne Dimacale

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Re: “Hello to a City of South Fulton?

Thought-provoking piece ! I was enlightened by the points . Does someone know where I would be able to get a fillable IRS 8917 document to edit ?

Posted by Roxanne Dimacale on 07/23/2016 at 9:58 AM
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