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4. DO sell drugs — but only for a semester
Moving to a new place without knowing anyone can be scary. You may be desperate to become friends with someone you don't even really know. Some people join fraternities and sororities to make friends, but why spend all that money to hang out with douchebags? Why not make money and douche-y friends all at once? If you're looking to expand your social circle, consider selling pot — but just for your first semester. Your customers won't be real friends, but at least they'll keep you company until you meet some actually cool people. If you decide to deal drugs, know this: Simply possessing less than an ounce of marijuana can put you in jail for a year with a $1,000 fine, but selling pot is punishable by up to 10 years in prison. The irony is, you could get 10 years of isolation from society for selling drugs in order to be social.
Uploaded: Aug 18, 2011
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