Dear Puke Guy, Don't listen to these middle-aged sallies. We should be getting better at drinking as we age. You're problem is that you've grown weak and forgotten how to party. Just keep practicing. Get a bottle of Jack and a case of PBR. Go at it! You just need to grow some hair on your nuts! And if your friends are true partiers like you say, then they don't care that you wussed out. That's the life man. Did you forget already?
well, it kinda is. BUT cheap drinks! I love Augusta. They have a better night life than Atlanta. I passed through on my way home from South Carolina and had to stay the night due to getting wasted at lunch. $2 Guiness pints, $3 double-shots of Patron. You can't beat that place with a stick. Then at night, there was Karoke with a fat dude and a little-person. I sang "heart of glass". Great times. If you've never been, go there!
Garbage men are on my shit list. That's why I live in an OTP apartment community where people just throw their garbage anywhere. It's good to know that my neighbor just had take-out. Oh yeah, and the baby in apartment 3-B, he has smelly diapers. Old mail, food wrappers, and entire bags of trash - everywhere! I changed my mind. Garbage men are not on my shit list anymore. I wish an armed-and-dangerous trash man would pick up some of that stuff. Maybe he could stab one of the littering slobs!
Ever thing about looking in the bag before u leave the counter? Holy crap people are dumb. You're probably the driver of that tail-gaiting Hummer going 90 mph on I-20. Good luck. P.S. - fried chicken makes you fat.
Naked People on Drugs, I like that title...this would be a good idea for a running theme in the blotter. It probably could make its own column.
P.S. This is Geogia. Hilly Billies proly don't even no why "World War II scrapnel 'handmade' letter opener w/ swasticker emplem." is funny. Written by a cop, good for him or her. I love the South. Weather is great but there sure are plenty of uneducated bigots - Don't feel bad though, people in the North are generally uncomfortable, weird little people. They are bigots too but at least they have edumakeshun.
You eat that?
I really hope atlanta bans foie gras just like other cities (like NYC and Chicago). It's just a shame that it takes a law to prevent people from doing something so cruel.
I watched "The Secret". Pretty cheesey, but yeah, it said that if you think of something, and imagine it to be true, then it will come true for you. Great! But I don't think it works. For years I've amassed a large collection of porn to help me visualize being with a lovely porn-star type lady. I've spent hundreds of hours watching the videos and imagining having intercourse with one of the beautiful girls...well it's been years and I'm still have NOT had the encounter that I've visualized for so long..."The Secret" should be titled "The Scam" ($19.95 on DVD).
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