All of the birds have found permanent homes - no thanks to the idiotic senior class members. Many thanks to the folks in the library who shared with their friends, posted on Facebook, etc to find permanent homes for the birds.
I really, REALLY enjoyed this article. I usually do enjoy your writing, but this was just wonderful. It reminds me of the characters from the many Southern writers I regularly read. Excellent piece!
Just an FYI about crab roe, roe is not harvested in an ecological effort to preserve the supply of crabs. So, if you want any more crab dishes of any sort, you have to let the babies get born and not eat them!! :-)
Re: “First Draft: Ari Fleischer”
Beer shampoo is old news to those of us who were around during the 70s. I remember buying Body on Tap which had beer in it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_on_Tap