John Brown's Body 
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Re: “The going rate of a life lesson

@ Nads: Nice.

Picked up date in a smoke-spewing TransAm, (w/ Firebird on the hood). Terrible dinner with her loser friends' dates at a non-Benihana restaurant, uncoordinated crotch-to-butt-grinding at Holiday Inn ballroom, then off to my basement after party awash in Bud Light and shame. We played pool and drunken Nintendo before mom came downstairs with nachos and everyone scrambled to hide the beer. One or two unwanted hand placements before sunrise and breakfast at Waffle House. I dropped her off and drove home sullen because she told me she had a good time even though I didn't get so much as a kiss.

Bad news is I no longer have the TransAm. Good news is my date is now my wife.

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Posted by John Brown's Body on 04/17/2012 at 5:38 PM

Re: “Anyone else going to the Falcons game tonight?

Sorry for the drubbing. Perhaps next time you can do some Tebowing and the heavens will grace the Jags with a victory. Little know fact: Tewbowing in front of a hot dog stand will cover the spread.

Posted by John Brown's Body on 12/16/2011 at 9:17 AM

Re: “What would you name CL's new beer column?

I Can't Believe It's Not Bitter

Lions for Lambics


The Beerhunter

My Kingdom for a Coaster

Coozies are for Pussies

Surly Temple

Fuck this Yuppie Beer Shit, Give me a Vodka Tonic.

Posted by John Brown's Body on 07/28/2011 at 6:04 PM

Re: “What is a Global Peace Museum and why does it need a space shuttle?

Woah, glad I'm not the only one listening to NPR.

Posted by John Brown's Body on 04/12/2011 at 6:21 PM

Re: “Atlanta snowstorm o' doom confuses motorists, delights children, perplexes dogs

Deal is a mountain-sniffing pink pansy. Cold weather didn't stop William Henry Harrison from commanding his inauguration in the bitter cold. Long live the Whigs!

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Posted by John Brown's Body on 01/10/2011 at 9:27 AM

Re: “Happy Thanksgiving, you beautiful pilgrims

I take it Joeff is the bunt cake?

Posted by John Brown's Body on 11/25/2010 at 8:08 PM

Re: “RGA compares Barnes to Obama in TV ad, calls former gov's term 'disastrous'

heckel from the sidelines?

Posted by John Brown's Body on 08/18/2010 at 11:36 AM

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