I really hope that you don't extend your hand through the computer and slap me. Ya know, the booze makes you think you can do things like that. Absolutely.
Have another martini....
I was headed over to Grant Park to see a friend of mine. He told me to stop and get some cucumbers at the market. I stopped and got three huge ones. We ended up getting drunk and doing "other things" with the cukes, but I'd have to say having the market near his house is great. They do need to add lube to the offerings....
I guess I am late to the party. I was headed over to what I thought was the Old Sears to buy me some Craftsman tools and some tighty whities. When did things change?
I have no problem with the Mexicans. They do the work that blacks simply will not do any more. I say bring more of them to keep my estate in good order.
This is news, I reckon.
I never have understood why people feel the need to get drunk. I have never been drunk and I have never had any trouble with the law. Most people that I know who drink, have had some sort of problem with the law.
I think that the woman deserved to be slapped.
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