I live in a basement apartment in Marietta without my fucking ex-girlfriend. I like guitars, drums, and my favorite type of music is math rock…
I am going to start a fucking bad ass mathrock blog!
fuck yes Ahleuchatistas fucking rule so fucking hard. this show is going to rule.
Look Joey "Fucking Eric Fucking Antell Lover" Comonte I don't really care about what you or anyone thinks but have you heard fucking DON CAB!!!!! THEY COULD DESTROY any fucking weak ass street punk bullshit ever. I mean not physically but like the music totally rules the balls off from any rancid sounding shit. I mean yeah I am sure all these oi dudes could beat the shit out of me and the dudes in don cab but who cares when they play music that sounds like the clash and don cab plays music that sounds like the gods doing cocaine and fucking hot chicks. I mean if you Joey "Fucking Eric Fucking Antell Lover" Comonte wants to listen to your buddies from the punk rock daddy daycare PTA's band you can but I prefer the sounds of gods doing cocaine and fucking hot chicks ie the sound of MATH FUCKING ROCK. I don't really have a problem with ERIC FUCKING ANTELL and I am sure he is a great Dad but I just wish this blog would tell me about a good fucking show involving math rock or possibly post rock or just something that doesn't suck total balls. Also I don't know what the fuck 4chan is or why everyone talks about trolls on here. Also I didn't go to devry and as for sucking dicks you guys are the guys hanging out with a dude in the queers.
Eric Fucking Antell!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING SUCK SO BAD! Did you record this in Town Center mall? Was it recorded in the break room of hot topic in between shifts? did you leave your punker kids at the Chuck-e-cheeses down the street? Did you pay that pop-punk loser Joe Queer in punker burgers you got from the Highlander? Did your fat oi waitress girlfriend get them with her discount? Did you save some money to record more rancid style street punk riffs? The tough streets of Marietta sure are the world for hardcore angry street dads like you and your punker burger munching band mates. Have you been signed to Epitaph records yet? Should there be a section for Marietta Kid Punx and keep it separate from actual adult music. OH wait after this review creative loafing will probably announce the comeback of Cousin Fucking Dan and his street punk band the "Glitterdicks". Seriously can we get a least one band that can actually play their instruments? PLEASE FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!
I think the name of it is "Suck Rock" and you fucking nerds can look it up on wikipedia or whatever nerd hacker bullshit you fucking nerds are into. Either way this band fucking sucks. I saw them one time and the drummer was losing his shit but it still really really sucked balls.
Its called a fucking drum kit and these guys should fucking buy one! not banging on two drums in the shittiest way possible. Maybe instead of a bunch of shitty projects they should try practicing and buying a drum kit. Also maybe a dog muzzle for the vocalist so he will shut the fuck up.
No I am bored with this fucking boring ass music scene and probably whatever boring ass band you are in? Obviously you are some kind of big fucking deal since I should know who Kasey MoFo Breedlove is but I fucking don't know who the fuck you are. If your name was Damon MOTHERFUCKING Che I would know who the fuck you are but you are some chick whining about your uncool parents and how you are willing to support some crapfest and that hippie den known as wonderroot. I went there and felt like I was in a commune. ugh fuck that shit. Why do I need to expand my horizons into things that suck ass? Why should I care about crap that a ten year old could make with a computer or whatever the fuck nophest is. Maybe if I was given a description of some of these bands I might care but I am not going to risk seeing some crap like that time I saw Cousin fucking Dan! Why should I spend the rest of 2013 trying to wiggle into a hot steaming pile of shit known as nophest and the crap that it most likely played in that shitty basement all weekend that was rejected from the star bar when I can stay at home and get high, order a pizza, and listen to my copy of the sweep the leg johnny record? Were you Kasey MoFo Breedlove not asked to play the little five fest? is that why you are defending the no-phest? I mean honestly if there was a description of the bands and one was described as MATH ROCK I might have fucking gone but all I could gather from this article was that this was the last one and they had free fucking beer which is kind of cool but not even a free beer which generally seems like a way to get someone to see some load of shit that is not worth sitting through! Going to the website didn't provide with me with much more information. It also didn't mention that there is some really fucking important person named Kasey MoFo Breedlove that would be involved and I should say her name out loud and for some reason I should remember her name because for some reason she is fucking important but I don't know a reason why she is fucking important. The reality is you are a chick that was involved with a music festival in Atlanta and there are a million fucking musical festivals in Atlanta and it seems like a way for a bunch of shitty bands to convince all of their friends to come for free beer and mediocre bands that no one really cares about.
You fucking dumb ass those bands are not math rock. I mean I can see how some of them influenced math rock but they all pretty much suck except King crimson has some cool parts but its really not even that fucking great.
They really should give me a fucking column because I could write about how fucking math rock should make a comeback and how fucking good math rock bands fucking are!!!!!!! I bet you would probably try to start a math rock band when it is cool again poseur.
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