"it's probably too much to hope that they do away with the entire poorly-written Blotter"
The Blotter is crime porn - exploitive, but irresistible.
Meanwhile, Kingston and the rest of the "do nothing congress" keep sucking off the government's teat.
"Bloated, paunchy, laughable combover. I swear, there's a machine that spits these goobers out."
The machine is called the "College Republicans." You remember the creepy kids in the suits and the tables with anti-government propaganda? Today, while the rest of us are struggling to make a living they ended up running the government.
As a taxpayer for nearly half a century I can, without qualification say that this current crop of state officials are the biggest wasters of taxpayer money in the history of Georgia.
"A trio of Christian thieves have claimed responsibility for stealing all the racy calendars from a Mall of Georgia kiosk"
Next we will be reading about a heist at Insurrection because all those dildos "offend" them.
"OUR FOOD CHAIN IS COLLAPSING FROM OCEAN ACIDIFICATION FROM BURNING CARBON AND TOXIC INUNDATION FROM PLASTICS DEGRADING IN SEA"
Atlanta wastes a ton of money already that could be used for needed improvements. Here are some ways it could reduce costs and improve the environment:
1. Seed wildflowers in parks and medians. Save a lot on endless mowing.
2. Get rid of every other street light in uninhabited parts of the city. There will still be plenty of light and it reduces the power bill. There is no reason to light up streets like a Christmas tree that no one travels down at night.
3. Put more cops on bikes.
3. Plant deciduous shrubs and trees around city buildings, walls etc. This will help shade the buildings and reduce A/C bills during the summer. In addition, it will greatly reduce graffiti and the accompanying removal costs.
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