First order of business...get a new sex columnist. Qualifications include bi, somewhat attractive, and the writing skills beyond a 12 y/o monkey.
My 'man business' has been out of order since that sex club article.
A detailed description of the new Olive Garden in Suawanee would be more erotic than this article.
Even Cheney wouldn't use this piece as enhanced interrogation.
I seem to have run out of zings for this non-hot cover story. Bon appetite.
I think this would be a better Onion article with the headline 'Thin Skinned Sex Columnist Writes Long Winded Boring Sex Club Article'.
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