Ali is a bartender hottie. Beneath her charismatic but grumpy exterior there's, well, a charismatic, grumpy interior. Beneath that, though, is a sweetness and charm that we like.
How long have you been hot?
What makes someone sexy?
A sense of humor.
Describe yourself in five words.
Intolerant, facetious, goofy, demanding. I don't know; you pick a fifth.
What are your ambitions?
What are your fears?
If you had a perfume, what would it be called?
Damn That Bitch Smells Good.
Dogs or cats?
Five cats, all rescues.
What's the strangest dream you can remember?
I had a weird one last night, but there's no way I'm sharing that one.
Who is the greatest living American?
When's the last time you punched someone?
My medication works, so I don't do that anymore.
Tell us a joke.
I don't like jokes. I think they're dumb.
Here's a dollar, pick three songs in the jukebox.
"F.I.N.E." by Leatherface, "I'm O.K." by the Leaving Trains, and "I Hate Everybody," but I don't know who it's by.
What's in your refrigerator?
A bunch of fruit, veggies, and a half-empty bottle of wine.
Who do you wish would shut up and go away?
Can't we all just get along?