Lust List 04: Ali

Age: 27
?Status: Not Available

Ali is a bartender hottie. Beneath her charismatic but grumpy exterior there’s, well, a charismatic, grumpy interior. Beneath that, though, is a sweetness and charm that we like.

How long have you been hot?
?Huh?

What makes someone sexy?
?A sense of humor.

Describe yourself in five words.
?Intolerant, facetious, goofy, demanding. I don’t know; you pick a fifth.

What are your ambitions?
?Oh, God.

What are your fears?
?Vomiting.

If you had a perfume, what would it be called?
?Damn That Bitch Smells Good.

Dogs or cats?
?Five cats, all rescues.

What’s the strangest dream you can remember?
?I had a weird one last night, but there’s no way I’m sharing that one.

Who is the greatest living American?
?My mom.

When’s the last time you punched someone?
?My medication works, so I don’t do that anymore.

Tell us a joke.
?I don’t like jokes. I think they’re dumb.

Here’s a dollar, pick three songs in the jukebox.
?”F.I.N.E.” by Leatherface, “I’m O.K.” by the Leaving Trains, and “I Hate Everybody,” but I don’t know who it’s by.

What’s in your refrigerator?
?A bunch of fruit, veggies, and a half-empty bottle of wine.

Who do you wish would shut up and go away?
?Everyone.

Can’t we all just get along?
?No.