Summer Guide - ... Ride rides at Six Flags whilst high

Here’s one to scratch off the bucket list. The thin line between fear and fun is further diminished when the natural high of roller coaster-assisted amusement is combined with recreational drug use. Don’t try this shit at home; try it at Six Flags Over Georgia. Prepare yourself by reading what the weed heads advise in the archives of thrill-seeking fetish forum Grasscity.com. What’s the best way to maintain your buzz — brownies or firecrackers? Are the long, maze-like lines for the Goliath a buzzkill or a paranoia-inducing prelude to the actual ride? And if you accidentally stop breathing on the Dare Devil Dive, is there a cure for that? Even the child safety signs revert to peer pressure when you’re under the influence: You must be this high to ride this ride! Take it slow — Mine Train before the Mind Bender, Scream Machine before the Ninja. And when the munchies attack, the funnel cake ain’t hard to find.