There's only one place where you can shop naked without being arrested. And there's only one place where you can flit from a Paris boutique to a Portland bookstore within seconds. THE INTERNET
, of course. Open all day, all night. All you need is some working plastic and a modem. A word of caution: Copious amounts of booze and Internet shopping do not mix. We've found we really don't need this Bart Simpson paperweight thingy.
Located everywhere, duh.