Gasp! Pop-culture guru Jon Waterhouse leads a double life. By day, hes a mild-mannered, erudite raconteur, lady charmer and astute wordsmith with a penchant for all things kitsch. By night, he wears wigs and spandex, dons the rock-and-roll persona of David Lee Roth, and leads the circus sideshow known as VAN HEINEKEN. In a tepid pool of tribute bands, Waterhouse and his buddies homage to Van Halen is king. Tongue firmly in cheek, they re-create a snarky salute to the Roth-era VH, complete with dancers, assorted freaks and, oh yeah, the songs that make us all hot for teacher.