Last year, boastful Atlanta financial analyst JOHN FITZGERALD PAGE became an unwitting ce-web-rity after his extraordinarily douchey response to a Match.com rejection found its way onto Gawker.com. Dubbed the “Worst Person In The World” by the bitchy NYC blog, the BMW-driving, MENSA-card-carrying, “8.9 on Hot or Not” Buckhead bachelor was inundated with hate mail so vicious we wouldn’t wish it on Osama. Given numerous opportunities to redeem himself, however, Page got douchier. Interviewed for CL’s 2007 Atlanta’s 11 Least Influential People list, he complained he didn’t understand the ruckus because, after all, he only “blew off a fat chick on the Internet.” And in May, he appeared on “Dr. Phil,” where he lied about his age even after the show produced a copy of Page’s driver’s license. Resigned to his fate as Atlanta’s D-List Omarosa, Page recently modified his website to play Duran Duran’s “Notorious” to all visitors. blogs.creativeloafing.com/freshloaf/tag/11-least-influential.