Shes coy before the first date, as those Southern belles tend to be. I just want to spend time with you, she says via text message. What place can you take her where your fiduciary investment doesnt exceed her emotional interest? Easy, take her to IKEA. At a whopping 366,000 square feet, youre bound to spend all day together. Watch her paw through the piles of $5 throw pillows. Giggle like schoolkids in the bunk-bed aisle. Take turns playing hide-and-seek among the fashionable-yet-affordable shelving units. Consider it quantity time, and if youre lucky, she might even ask to sample the Swedish meatballs.