As you're creeping up the first ascent of the Cyclone, you realize now is the time to break the news that it just isn't working out anymore. The coaster takes a nosedive -- and your squeal of delight drowns out the irate screams of your former loved one. Post-Cyclone, you hurry to the more docile Monster Plantation. The kiddie ride delivers you and your dumpee to the simplicities of age 8, when life wasn't so horribly complicated by the gross-you-out opposite sex. If your ex is not responsive to the Plantation's panacea, however, head to the triple-loop Mind Bender. Should your insignificant other refuse to shut up, you can always reach over and unhinge the lap belt.