If boiling oil and crocodiles dont scream kid friendly, we dont know what does. Seriously, the hot fondue pots at DANTES DOWN THE HATCH might be a safety concern for really little kids, but what could be more fun than cooking your own food and looking at nautical-theme-park-inspired decor? The pirate vibe and life-sized crocodiles should keep the tykes entertained until the cauldrons arrive.