Can a good dream lead to bad karma? 

Dear Karma Cleanser:

Can a good dream lead to bad karma? I keep having this same dream. I'm visiting my friend "Jamar" in his new house. He shows me to an upstairs bedroom. I go to sleep. When I wake up, his new girlfriend is in my bed, trying to get me to have sex with her. I always wake up before we get naked.

It's messing up my shit, this dream. Jamar wants to hang out, but I tell him I'm busy. Our friendship has started to suffer. In real life, I do think his girlfriend is hot. But I'm not going to sleep with her. Help me fast, man. I think this shit is going to drive me off the edge of reason.

-- Worried and horny

We're curious as to how you can call this a "good" dream: Hot chick comes onto you, but in an awkward circumstance, and never even gives you a peek at the goodies? Sounds more like torture than wish fulfillment. Maybe the dream isn't about sex at all, but more about your changing relationship with Jamar. He's got a new woman and new digs, and you're wondering where you fit in. OK, so maybe that's some Freudian malarkey and nothing to lose sleep over. Either way, your karma's fine. Just don't go and ruin it all by telling Jamar you've been fantasizing about his honey.

karmacleanser@gmail.com

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