Comedian ANDY KINDLER puts it best when describing himself as the boy next door who gets on your nerves. His act is slightly reminiscent of Woody Allen or Richard Lewis: When he's not being endearingly neurotic, he's just a funny little Jewish guy complaining about things like text messaging. On his website he says, "in May I am coming to either your town, or a town within 1500 miles of your town." Fortunately for ATLiens, the first part of the statement applies to us. Kindler will be performing at the Laughing Skull Lounge Thurs.-Sun., MAY 14-17. $17-$20. Thurs.-Sat., 8 and 10 p.m.; Sun., 7 and 9 p.m. 878 Peachtree St. 877-523-3288. www.vortexcomedy.com.