Though comedian KEVIN HART is only 5'4", he's a giant on stage. His act is more loaded with funny stories than funny punch lines, but his playful, if not downright silly, nature makes it easy to laugh with and at him. He jokes about everything from rappers and thugs to fatherhood and hitting on women with two baby seats in the back of the car. The star of 2004's Soul Plane and co-star of the soon-to-be-released Death at a Funeral performs for one night only at Uptown Comedy Corner. $25-$35. 8 and 10 p.m. 800 Marietta St. 404-881-0200. www.uptowncomedy.net.