Dale cuts hair. Dale breaks hearts, if the nominations from his many admirers are any indication. If you see Dale driving, don't wave. He says he's a horrible driver who's easily distracted. And yes, that really is his bedroom.
How long have you been hot?
I don't think of myself as hot. That's what's so funny about this.
What makes someone sexy?
Generosity, kindness, and the ability to give.
Camping in the mountains or sitting on the beach?
I have a '71 Airstream, so camping in a trailer. I hate the beach.
Old Testament or New?
The Old Testament is funnier.
What are your ambitions?
I wanna be remembered as someone who is very kind. I have more in my life now than I've ever had, so anything else that might happen is a bonus.
Which reality contest show do you think you could win?
If there was an eating one, I could probably win that.
With which historical figure do you most identify?
JFK. My mother was pregnant with me when he was killed.
What's your strangest habit?
I have a drag room and I like to put people in drag at parties.
Paris or Nikki Hilton?
Paris. She's more of a spoiled brat. I've worked with a guy who's the same way and we call him Paris.
Describe your ideal evening.
It would start with cosmopolitans at Blake's, a light dinner with a friend, live music, then to Blu to dance until dawn ... or 2:30.
What's in your refrigerator?
Everything. I'm a shopaholic. There are at least 13 different kinds of pickles in there.
If you were an animal, what would you be?
I would like to be a bear cub, but my mom says I'm more like a seal because I don't have any body hair.
Can't we all just get along?
Yes, we can.