Three questions plague me daily: Why haven't I applied to grad school? What makes my room inexplicably messy despite my constant cleaning? And when am I going to finally be rich? Fortunately, I got HELP! and found out the main problem is that I need to get off my ass. Oh, and watch out for sexual combustibility. Out of Hand Theater's one-night-only performance aug. 6 is the last chance to catch the interactive self-help-seminar-gone-awry before the wacky play makes its way to the New York International Fringe Festival. $25. 8 p.m. 7 Stages, 1105 Euclid Ave. 404-522-6194. www.outofhandtheater.com.