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How do you beat the Atlanta summer heat? 

Bizarre answers to everyday questions

Bella: Lots of water, lots of good sex. The hotter you get, the cooler your body becomes. It's like when you take ice trays out of your refrigerator. Instead of cold water, put hot water in. It cools faster. Sex works the same way, especially good sex. Instead of walking around angry, project love upon people. If you spread love, it's more of a cooling effect. I'm a therapist. It's scientific. Good sex under the shade will cool you.

Patrick: Naked campin'! I don't mind the sweating, but I hate the feel of wet cloth. When you're camping without any clothes on, that's not an issue. You just have to make sure you have sandals and maybe your sunglasses. Even when you're camping and the fire is going, you don't have to worry about flying sparks. That would be more an issue when you have clothes on. I wear the hat. It's a sun issue, not a naked issue.

Jarbis: I don't think the summer is hot enough. I'm originally from Brazil, the Amazon. The summer here is very mild. This is very pleasant for me. It never gets too hot here. Sixty degrees and I'm freezing. Out comes the jackets and the boots. Take a trip down south (Brazil) and see what heat really is. People in Atlanta take for granted what they have. Very few places in the States have beautiful weather like Atlanta, even in the summer.

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