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How good do you think Madonna is in bed? 

She would be good because she looks like a little freak. Doing that kinky shit, aggressive, like get down on your knees bitch, like wrestling the hell out of you. She would probably chain you to a fuckin' bed and drip hot candle wax on you. Ride you until you couldn't. But I'd be afraid I might get burned or get second-stage gonorrhea. The gap teeth might be a problem, too. Going down, your head might get caught between her gap. She would have to gum it like an old woman.

We've already seen how good she is in bed by her masturbation scene on the Blonde Ambition tour. Awesome. It looked like she knew how to use her hands. It shows she loves sex and knows what she's doing. I have her sex book and I thoroughly enjoyed it. She does not stop anywhere. She helped me come out of the closet because she showed that it's wonderful, it's beautiful, to be whoever you wanted to be. She showed it's OK to be sexual. Don't hold back.

Man wants woman to be a mystery. We don't want to see everything at once. I am a little sexually conservative or repressed, maybe it is my Catholic upbringing, but I would be concerned about having beads stuck up my ass. I don't need any unsolicited probing. Madonna is feminine and sexy, but she wants to be a man and a man wants sex with someone not like him. She would be technically fantastic, but emotionally, you would be just going through the motions. u

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