Ingrid got dozens of nominations. We mean dozens. Read and you'll know why.
How long have you been hot?
I don't think I'm hot, but other people do. People also think I'm drunk all the time. That's why people think I'm hot, because I was born drunk.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a server. I flirt and show my tits.
When's the last time someone asked you out?
Last night. Twice. And it was a slow night.
Where did you meet your current/last mate?
At the restaurant where I work. I thought he was gay, but then he asked me out. I thought it'd be safe to go out with him because he's gay. It turns out he's not gay.
Beatles or Stones?
Stones. Their Satanic Majesties Request is a great album. My nature is humanitarian. The Stones are self-centered, ego-oriented, though, and I need that influence.
What's the last movie you saw?
Human Stain. It's a really good movie. It makes me think I'm black.
What are your ambitions?
What are your fears?
I'm afraid of everything. I'm afraid that if you fear things, they'll actually happen. I wanna be free of that. I guess that's an ambition, then.
With which historical figure do you most identify?
Paris or Nikki Hilton?
The tennis players?
What's in your refrigerator?
A collection of jellies on the top shelf. In the middle, eggs, milk, cheese. On the sides are sauces like mustard and hot sauce. On the bottom is my roommates' stuff in plastic bags. It could be body parts.
If you were an animal, what would you be?
I'd like to be a dolphin. I like to swim, be in the water, and dolphins like oral sex.
Can't we all just get along?
No. We can't get along because we can't see clearly, and we can't see clearly because we are within ourselves.