When wine blowhards start flying fancy words, I try to duck before the bullshit hits the wall. Now, with wine's popularity at a post-Prohibition high, these cocky connoisseurs are crawling out of every cellar, jonesin' for an opportune moment to spew their jargon. Unfortunately, my favorite beverage gets drowned in descriptors, and I confess I chatter as much as they do. But fear not -- you, too, can flaunt fancy. To induct you into the We Unkappa Geek fraternity, here's a brief translation of key terms.
Acidity (noun): The aspect of a wine that makes you pucker when you sip it, like eating a lemon. Acidity originates in the grape skins.
Age (verb): Aging mellows tannins (see "tannins"). Although 95 percent of wines should be consumed within a year of their release, some brawny bottles – Bordeaux and Burgundy, Spanish and Italian reds, and some California Cabernet Sauvignons – will improve with some downtime.
Balance (noun): When everything in a wine comes together perfectly. The acids aren't too strong and the astringent tannins don't kick you in the teeth.
Big (adjective): Mostly a word for red wines, meaning lots of beefy flavor, tannins and alcohol. Big wines normally need to age before drinking.
Body (noun): Wine is normally described as light-, medium- and heavy-bodied, indicating how the wine feels in your mouth. Kevin Zraly, famed wine educator, defined body with different grades of milk: light-bodied wines feel like skim milk in the mouth; medium-bodied wines are like whole milk; and full-bodied equals heavy cream.
Breathe (verb): The process of incorporating oxygen to allow the wine's flavors to flourish and its aromas to unwind. Three methods: Pour the wine into a wide-mouthed glass and swirl, let it sit in the glass for 30 minutes, or decant the whole bottle (see "decant"). Note: Simply opening the bottle does essentially nothing for the wine.
Complex (adjective): Complex wine is loaded with personality, and its flavor clings on through the entire sip – from the first taste of fruit to a long-lasting finish (see "finish").
Crisp (adjective): Sharp acidity in a wine. Normally a compliment for whites.
Decant (verb): To pour wine into another vessel to aerate the wine.
Dry (adjective): Not sweet. Dry wines have most of the sugar fermented out of them, so there's no sense of sweetness on the tongue.
Finish (noun): Refers to the flavor lingering in your mouth after you take a sip. "A long finish" means this flavor lasts a few seconds or more.
Fruity (adjective): This does not indicate sweetness – it's a sense of fruit on the tongue.
Nose (noun): The aroma. To really "get" the nose, stick your honker down into the glass and breathe deeply.
Oaky (adjective): The wood taste imparted by the oak barrels or oak chips used during fermentation or aging.
Palate (noun): The flat part of the tongue. Sometimes broken into "front, mid and back" terms.
Structure (noun): The architecture: the smell, the feel in your mouth, the tannins, acidity and fruit. "Good structure" is a fabulous compliment to a wine – not just a woman.
Tannin (noun): The drying substance imparted from the seeds and skins of the grape, mostly in red wines but also in rosé. Like strong-brewed tea, you can feel tannins sucking the moisture from your mouth.
Tight (adjective): Refers to a red wine's reluctance to be friendly or fruity when you first pour it into the glass. A young wine high in tannins might be "tight" before it breathes a bit.
Waterbrook 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon Columbia Valley (Washington) The aroma lures you in with bright raspberry, earthy espresso and fragrant red roses. Medium-bodied, the palate enjoys all those smells, but also bittersweet chocolate, toasty vanilla and a generous, zinfandel-like black cherry. Soft tannins and an endless finish complete it. Astounding value for $20. Sw = 2. 4.5 stars
Sweetness (Sw) rating is out of 10, 10 being pure sugar. Star rating is out of 5, 5 being wine nirvana.
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