Waitress at Neighbor's Pub in Va-Hi

Age: 20

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Status: Has a boyfriend

So-Cal gal Joan moved to Atlanta to study history at GSU, but doesn't yet know what she'll do with her degree. "Maybe I'll double-major in journalism," she says. Yeah, that's where the big money is. Joan, who's been waiting tables since she was 18, has long gotten over the irony that she's old enough to serve cocktails all night, but is too young to drink 'em -- legally, that is.

What country would you most like to visit? Italy.

What's the lamest pickup line you've heard? Every pickup line is lame.

What's the sexiest part of the male anatomy? The collarbone.

Complete this sentence: I'll scream if I see another ________. Pair of Ugg boots.

What's your stupid human trick? I belch like a fat man.

What's the strangest thing a customer ever said to you? "Are you Jewish?" or "Are you black?" I'm actually half Filipino.

What's the last concert you went to? It's been so long I don't remember. I'm not really a concert person.

What's the first concert you went to? Green Day.

What's your porn name? Domino Norwood -- not very sexy.

What's your pettiest relationship deal-breaker? A guy crying.

What song always makes you get up and dance? Anything by Michael Jackson.

Why do you think someone nominated you for the Lust List? I have no idea.

If you could invent a fashion trend, what would it be? T-shirts and jeans, all the time.

What's the best way to ask you out? Just be real, no cheesy pickup line. Just talk to me.

What celebrity would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? Jeff Francoeur.

Name an ad slogan that you wish would come back. "Bud-weis-er," by the frogs.

Who would play you in the movie of your life? Julia Roberts, I guess. She's kind of goofy, like me.

Are you a morning person or night owl? Night owl.

How do you like to spend a rainy day? Cuddling on the couch watching movies.

What creature comfort could you not live without? My dog.

What's your guiltiest pleasure? Dark chocolate.

Where would you rather win a shopping spree: Home Depot or Saks? Saks.

What do like best about your job? Talking to people.

Which reality TV show would you choose to be cast on? I'd never be on a reality show.

What do you do best in the kitchen? Probably cook mashed potatoes.

Who's more annoying: Donald Trump or Paris Hilton? Paris Hilton.

What's sexier: Scruffy or clean-cut? Chuck Taylors or Kenneth Coles? Scruffy, Chuck Taylors.

How would you hold up under torture? Not very well.

What's your favorite part of town for going out? The Highlands.

What's your favorite place to hear live music? Smith's Olde Bar.

Do you prefer the mountains or the beach? Beach.

Where do you take out-of-town visitors? Savannah.

What do Atlanta drivers do that should be punished by flogging? Following too close.

What's your karaoke specialty? I don't sing karaoke.

What's your most gruesome childhood injury? I got peppers in my eyes.

What's the first thing you do in the morning? Brush my teeth.

Who's your favorite TV chef? Bobby Flay.

What's one thing you most hope to accomplish in 2007? To get good grades.

What's your signature cocktail? Dirty martini.

What makes you lust after someone? Good smile, a sense of humor.

What do you wear to bed? Underwear.

Who's hotter: Leonardo DiCaprio or Vince Vaughn? Vince Vaughn.

Where would you like to retire? San Diego.

What's worse: A guy losing his hair or getting a beer gut? Getting a beer gut.

Beatles or Stones? Stones.

Tupac or Biggie? Biggie.

Cash or Elvis? Cash.

"24" or "Grey's Anatomy"? "Grey's Anatomy?"

Kittens or puppies? Puppies.

Boxers or briefs? Boxers.

A stroll in the park or a night in the clubs? Stroll in the park.

Goths or hippies? Hippies.

Fine wine or cheap beer? Cheap beer.

Pizza or sushi? Sushi.

Vintage clothes or clubwear? Vintage clothes.

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