Status: Lives with his girlfriend
An ex-Marine and former bouncer, J.P. got into plenty of trouble while growing up in a half-Latino, half-Jewish household in Brooklyn. "I was a bad kid, so I got kicked out of school a lot," he says sheepishly. But J.P. has his sensitive, artistic side as well. His hobbies include graphic design, comic-book art, break-dancing and years of training in Brazilian jujitsu. MJQ gate-crashers, consider yourselves warned.
What country would you most like to visit? China.
If you were a candy bar, which one would you be? Baby Ruth.
What's the lamest pickup line you've heard? "You look like Vin Diesel."
What's your guiltiest pleasure? I smoke weed -- can I say that?
What's your stupid human trick? I can dislocate my shoulders.
What do you like best about your job? I get to meet celebrities.
Who would you like to see host the Oscars? Carlos Mencia.
What's the last concert you went to? Matisyahu, the Hasidic reggae band.
What's the first concert you went to? Danzig.
How would you hold up under torture? Very well, but don't ask me how I know that.
Where do you take out-of-town visitors? La Rumba in Sandy Springs. I used to be a bouncer there.
What's the first thing you do in the morning? My girlfriend.
What song always makes you get up and dance? Something by Missy Elliot.
What's one thing you would change about Atlanta? The city's alcohol laws.
What do you wear to bed? Nothing.
What's your signature cocktail? Grand Marnier and pineapple juice.
Where would you like to retire? Dominican Republic.
What celebrity would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? Salma Hayek.
What piece of clothing looks bad on everybody? Low-hanging pants.
What's worse: Losing your hair or getting a beer gut? Beer gut. What do I care about hair -- I'm already bald!
How do you like to spend a rainy day? Cuddled up at home with my girl in front of a movie.
What creature comfort could you not live without? My artwork.
What's the sexiest part of the female anatomy? The breasts.
Where would you rather win a shopping spree: Home Depot or Saks? Home Depot.
Complete this sentence: I'll scream if I see another ________. Crackhead.
Which reality TV show would you choose to be cast on? "Real World."
What do you do best in the kitchen? Cook rice and beans.
What's sexier: Girl-next-door or exotic? Cowgirl boots or stilettos? Exotic; stilettos.
Do you prefer the mountains or the beach? The beach.
What's your favorite part of town for going out? I went to MJQ before I worked there.
What do Atlanta drivers do that should be punished by flogging? Don't use turn signals.
What's your karaoke specialty? Bob Marley.
What's your most gruesome childhood injury? I popped my knees out.
What's your pettiest relationship deal-breaker? Drug use -- except for weed.
Why do you think someone nominated you for the Lust List? I have no idea.
What makes you lust after someone? The way she dances, her eyes, her body.
What's one thing you most hope to accomplish in 2007? To finish the inside of my house.
What's the best way to ask you out? Just be polite.
Who's hotter: Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie? Angelina Jolie, by a long shot.
Who would play you in the movie of your life? Vin Diesel.
What band would you be a roadie for? Soliloquist of Sound.
Beatles or Stones? Beatles.
Tupac or Biggie? Tupac.
Cash or Elvis? Cash.
"24" or "Grey's Anatomy"? "Grey's Anatomy."
Kittens or puppies? Puppies.
Boxers or briefs? Boxers.
A stroll in the park or a night in the clubs? Stroll in the park.
Fine wine or cheap beer? Fine wine.
Pizza or sushi? Pizza.
Vintage clothes or clubwear? Vintage clothes.
Lust List 2007
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