Lust List 07: J.P.

Age: 28

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Status: Lives with his girlfriend</
An ex-Marine and former bouncer, J.P. got into plenty of trouble while growing up in a half-Latino, half-Jewish household in Brooklyn. “I was a bad kid, so I got kicked out of school a lot,” he says sheepishly. But J.P. has his sensitive, artistic side as well. His hobbies include graphic design, comic-book art, break-dancing and years of training in Brazilian jujitsu. MJQ gate-crashers, consider yourselves warned.</
What country would you most like to visit? China.</
If you were a candy bar, which one would you be? Baby Ruth.</
What’s the lamest pickup line you’ve heard? “You look like Vin Diesel.”</
What’s your guiltiest pleasure? I smoke weed — can I say that?</
What’s your stupid human trick? I can dislocate my shoulders.</
What do you like best about your job? I get to meet celebrities.</
Who would you like to see host the Oscars? Carlos Mencia.</
What’s the last concert you went to? Matisyahu, the Hasidic reggae band.</
What’s the first concert you went to? Danzig.</
How would you hold up under torture? Very well, but don’t ask me how I know that.</
Where do you take out-of-town visitors? La Rumba in Sandy Springs. I used to be a bouncer there.</
What’s the first thing you do in the morning? My girlfriend.</
What song always makes you get up and dance? Something by Missy Elliot.</
What’s one thing you would change about Atlanta? The city’s alcohol laws.</
What do you wear to bed? Nothing.</
What’s your signature cocktail? Grand Marnier and pineapple juice.</
Where would you like to retire? Dominican Republic.</
What celebrity would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? Salma Hayek.</
What piece of clothing looks bad on everybody? Low-hanging pants.</
What’s worse: Losing your hair or getting a beer gut? Beer gut. What do I care about hair — I’m already bald!</
How do you like to spend a rainy day? Cuddled up at home with my girl in front of a movie.</
What creature comfort could you not live without? My artwork.</
What’s the sexiest part of the female anatomy? The breasts.</
Where would you rather win a shopping spree: Home Depot or Saks? Home Depot.</
Complete this sentence: I’ll scream if I see another . Crackhead.</
Which reality TV show would you choose to be cast on? “Real World.”</
What do you do best in the kitchen? Cook rice and beans.</
What’s sexier: Girl-next-door or exotic? Cowgirl boots or stilettos? Exotic; stilettos.</
Do you prefer the mountains or the beach? The beach.</
What’s your favorite part of town for going out? I went to MJQ before I worked there.</
What do Atlanta drivers do that should be punished by flogging? Don’t use turn signals.</
What’s your karaoke specialty? Bob Marley.</
What’s your most gruesome childhood injury? I popped my knees out.</
What’s your pettiest relationship deal-breaker? Drug use — except for weed.</
Why do you think someone nominated you for the Lust List? I have no idea.</
What makes you lust after someone? The way she dances, her eyes, her body.</
What’s one thing you most hope to accomplish in 2007? To finish the inside of my house.</
What’s the best way to ask you out? Just be polite.</
Who’s hotter: Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie? Angelina Jolie, by a long shot.</
Who would play you in the movie of your life? Vin Diesel.</
What band would you be a roadie for? Soliloquist of Sound.</
Beatles or Stones? Beatles.</
Tupac or Biggie? Tupac.</
Cash or Elvis? Cash.</
“24” or “Grey’s Anatomy”? “Grey’s Anatomy.”</
Kittens or puppies? Puppies.</
Boxers or briefs? Boxers.</
A stroll in the park or a night in the clubs? Stroll in the park.</
Fine wine or cheap beer? Fine wine.</
Pizza or sushi? Pizza.</
Vintage clothes or clubwear? Vintage clothes.

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??Lust List 2007

??You picked ‘em. We peeped ‘em. Here they are: Atlanta’s hardest-working hotties.

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