Karla 

Age: 22
Status:Not Available

Karla claims that she doesn't date. If she's serious, that's a national tragedy. She's smart, gorgeous, funny, and she makes delicious beverages -- everything you could want in a woman.

When's the last time someone asked you out?
Does my stalker count?

What makes someone attractive?
Humility, selflessness, kindness.

What are your turn-offs?
Egoism, hubris, impatience.

What are your ambitions?
To live a life in which I can be both pleasing to the Lord and kind to people, and to fight lots and lots of zombies.

What are your fears?
I'm scared of people who put headbands on their babies or dress up their dogs. And female-pattern baldness.

Tell us a joke.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but don't you wonder how they got in there?

Which reality contest show do you think you could win?
If there was a reality show where you had to assassinate the guy who invented reality shows, I might win that.

OutKast or 50 Cent?
I'm the only person in Atlanta who hates OutKast. I'm the OutKast outcast.

What's the strangest dream you can remember?
I was in an old burning house and Elijah Wood was floating on a giant glacier through the flames. Elijah saved me from the demons grabbing at my legs.

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