-- The Ganja Gourmet
Doomed? Doubtful. Lucky that someone didn't freak (or worse)? Probably. Invited to the Karma Cleanser's next family reunion? Definitely.
A couple a years ago, I was working as a caretaker for a retarded guy. Well, one day he got upset because I wouldn't let him have any more cookies (he had eaten more than 20 already), and he hauled off and hit me with a good right cross. I hit him back, and continued to hit him (beat him down) until he stopped fighting back. Was I wrong to defend myself?
-- Cookie Monster
Your use of the phrase "beat him down" implies that this was more than self-defense, and calling it that now betrays your own insecurities. This episode is the universe's way of making you face your immaturity. Learn from it, but leave the handicapped sitting to someone more qualified. P.S. You're going to hell.
Because they are super-duper horny, of course.
Hoping he cleaned his pooh hammer before hand