Your mere consideration of this scheme makes it obvious that common decency is an alien concept to you. Tell your sister she's fucking spacey; warn your mom that your sister has been abducted and is now one of them.
This relationship thing is killing me. I've been seeing a seemingly wonderful man for six or seven months now. He's everything my ex-husband never could be: a magnificent dancer, an amazing cook, a passionate lover.
Problem is, I don't trust him. I know that he had some fidelity problems in his past relationship. So did I.
My heart tells me to throw myself headlong into him, damn the consequences. But my friends tell me to not get carried away by his charisma. Is this the universe's way of paying me back for past sins? Am I risking the best thing ever by worrying over it too much?
-- Miss d'Opportunity
Is it possible to sleep with one eye open? To clap with one hand? To love both cautiously and carelessly? Probably not, but your task here is to try. Don't let past indiscretions ruin a possibly wonderful thing. But yeah, you probably should watch your back.
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