-- Let Freedom Ka-ching
The Karma Cleanser suspects that your claim about promoting patriotism is a thinly veiled effort to rationalize your racket. However, milking the rednecks in a time of national crisis is the American way, we suppose. Why not donate a portion of your proceeds to a good cause?
I voted for George W. and I'm proud of it. My brother, a lefty since birth apparently, voted for Gore and now says that none of the current bullshit would be going on had the election gone differently. I say he's a damn fool, that 911 was coming one way or another, and we're lucky to have a Republican in office to show the world who's boss.
This discussion came up at the dinner table at our mother's house the other night, and things got a little heated. Since we've had this argument, my brother refuses to speak to me. Back me up here.
-- God Bless America
Thanks, GBA, for that enlightening insight into the nuances of American foreign policy. However, we're in the business of weighing ethical dilemmas here, not lending credibility to half-witted, pointless domestic disputes. We pity your poor mother for inviting either of you to dinner.
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Because they are super-duper horny, of course.
Hoping he cleaned his pooh hammer before hand