Karma Cleanser - May 02 2007

Will it come back to bite you?

Dear Karma Cleanser:

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My dog suffers from separation anxiety. We recently moved into a new apartment and she barks all day while I’m at work. She also chewed up the corner of the entertainment center. This is new for what was previously a very well-behaved animal.

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The vet gave her a prescription for a drug to fight anxiety. I’d taken the same drug myself previously, though it’s been a few years. I’m going through a bad breakup right now and I’m having a hard time sleeping. Anyway, I’ve started taking the dog’s medication sometimes. Not enough so that she’s deprived, but just a pill here and there to help me get to sleep. I feel like stealing my beloved pet’s drugs is causing bad karma in my life. Am I wrong?

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– Mrs. Paws

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Stop! Don’t take another one of the pet pills until you’ve consulted a physician – one who specializes in humans. The dosage is almost certainly wrong, not to mention another dozen unknowns of consuming a canine medication. Make it up to your pup by putting her in doggy day care. Her nerves will thank you for it later.

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Dear Karma Cleanser:

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I was born in Pittsburgh and relocated to the South in the late 1970s. I’ve lived my adult life here in the Bible Belt, and have even maintained close friendships with a few Christians over the years. (I consider myself an agnostic.)

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If my Christian friends ever nudged me to come break bread at their houses of worship, I always said a friendly “no thanks” and respected them for asking. They never pressed.

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I recently read The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, and it has caused a completely unanticipated spiritual tailspin. I can no longer view my former friends as just innocent purveyors of the faith, but as carriers of something closer to a damaging virus. Conversely, the book has made me question my own (lack of) faith and begin a new assessment of what I believe. I don’t know much about karma (yet) but I’m starting to count the instances in my life when it’s been at work. My friends find it funny that a book on atheism has had such an effect on me. My question is, how do I reconcile my new views (which, admittedly, are still forming) with my former friendships?

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– Old Enough to Know Better

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The search for meaning knows no age, and for you to ask such questions at this point in life is not only natural, it’s fundamental. Let the book be a conversation-starter with those friends whose faith you now question. At best, the inquiry can help you to understand their motivations better; at worst, it might help you to realize that you’ve simply outgrown the friendships. The fact alone that you’re asking the Karma Cleanser for advice shows us you have to believe in something.

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