Bartender at Diesel Filling Station in Virginia-Highland
A native of St. George Island, Fla., Jason is a self-described “professional beach bum.” According to one of the FIVE folks who nominated him for Lust List, he’s also got some special skills behind the bar. “Dude brings in the chicks,” one nominator wrote, “and that is cool with me.”
What’s the last book you read?
The Harry Potter series
Name one band from the past you wish you’d seen live.
Probably gonna have to say Zeppelin.
What would your friends find most surprising about you?
That sometimes I’m lazy enough to pee sitting down.
What’s your favorite article of clothing?
What would you do with $100,000?
The common sense part of me says, pay off my bills. But the rest of me says just blow it — on cars, boats, whatever I can get away with before it ran out. I really want a 1967 Pontiac GTO.
Choose between the following superpowers: flight or invisibility.
Invisibility. There’s a lot of crap of you can do if no one can see you. The obvious would be sneaking into a girl’s locker room. But I would have to say going to the bank and getting people’s account numbers.
Name three foods that are part of your regular diet.
Chicken pot pie, steak and Pop Tarts
What’s the worst thing someone can do on a date?
Talk about anybody they’ve ever dated — or not let me know that I have a piece of broccoli stuck between my teeth.
What’s your favorite karaoke song?
There is no good karaoke song.
If you could live in any movie, which would it be?
Star Wars, man! Any of them but the very first one. If I had to meet Jar Jar Binks, I’d probably cut his damn head off.
If you could live in any decade, which would it be?
The 50s. That’s when all the cars were bitchin’, all the music was pure, and all the women looked like pin-up girls.
What’s the best place or thing in Atlanta to show out-of-towners?
The Aquarium is pretty righteous, but Six Flags is hard to beat. Or the Majestic. Everybody needs some good food at four in the morning.
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done in public?
I once did a back-flip and landed on my chin. This was actually just recently, at the bar. I stopped all of my momentum with my face.
What’s the worst movie that you love?
Ice Pirates. It came it in the way early ‘80s, and I’ve seen it probably 30 or 40 times, and every time I ask myself, ‘Why the hell am I sitting here watching this?’
If you could change anything about Atlanta, what would it be?
It would be a whole helluva lot closer to the beach.
What is the most attractive feature of the opposite sex?
The ass. I’m an ass man.