Lust List 2010: Skip 

Job: Hairstylist at Cortex Hair Studio
Age: 21
Status: Taken

There's something dangerously seductive about a girl who hugs total strangers and packs a six-shooter. No wonder an anonymous crush describes her as "southern as all hell and sweet as pie." A blue-eyed blonde by way of Brooks, Ga., Skip will shoot your eye out, unarmed. But fear not, her bombshell looks belie her low-maintenance, easygoing charm. By day, the tatted-up hairstylist cuts and colors at Cortex in Virginia Highlands; after-hours, she swigs PBRs by the tallboy. On rainy days, you can find her cuddled up with a cold one, some Chinese takeout and a "Cops" marathon.

What do you like best about your job?
I like not being behind a desk or working behind a computer. Just being able to talk to people all day, basically.

What's your preferred cocktail?
I'm gonna go with PBR.

Who was your first crush?
Brad Pitt from Fight Club, maybe.

What comic book character would you most like to be?
The Hulk.

How many dates before you go all the way?
Oh my gosh. I'm gonna say no comment.

What would be your last meal if you were on death row?
Barbecue all the way. Baby back ribs from Rib Country up in Blue Ridge with a side of fried okra and mac-and-cheese.

What's your credit rating?
I have no clue, honestly. Never even looked at it.

What's the most romantic spot in Atlanta?
The Clermont Lounge.

What did you like least about your ex?
The fact that he cheated on me.

On which reality TV show would you most like to be a cast member?
Absolutely none of them.

What's your craziest travel experience?
Getting matching ass tattoos with my best friend in Panama City and not realizing what we’d done ’til the next day. It's the Browning hunting gun logo, so it's a little deer.

What's your least favorite household chore?
Dusting. It's just a pain in the ass.

Name the craziest place you've done the deed.
On a lawnmower

Name the last book you couldn’t finish.
Johnny Cash's autobiography. It was good, but I'm not much of a reader, so I never finished it.

What's hanging above your sofa?
A Miller Lite inflatable football helmet someone stole from a bar.

What's your best move on the dance floor?
None. They're all really, really bad.

What's your best move in bed?
I don't know … all of them. Damn.

What happens when you die?
Six feet under.

If you were convicted of a crime, what would it be?
Peeping tom.

Describe your best date.
Hot wings and beer — that's enough for me.

What's in your glove box?
A map of Atlanta, a lighter and a .38 Special.

Who would play you in a movie?
I'm obsessed with Jaime Pressly from "My Name is Earl," so I'd let her do the job.

What's the best place to see live music?
I like the Star Bar in Little Five Points. It's intimate.

How often do you exercise?
God, never.

What's the closest you've been to death?
Being wasted in Panama City last year — just that whole week of drunken debauchery.

What's the best album to make out to?
Pantera, The Great Southern Trendkill.

Name a celeb you could take in a fight.
I'll take Miley Cyrus. Do it for America.

Who's your role model for sexiness?
Megan Fox. She's pretty high up there on the sexy level.

What's in your nightstand?
Another gun; it's just a little Ruger .22. But then, next to the bed is the double barrel, so I'm taken care of.

What's your weirdest recurring dream?
I've had this recurring dream of me killing my best girlfriend a number of times. She knows; we laugh about it, then I kill her again.

What's the lamest pickup line someone tried to use on you?
I've heard “Save a horse, ride a cowboy” on way too many occasions.

With whom would you most like to play spin the bottle?
Megan Fox, Burt Reynolds and Brad Pitt.

What’s the furthest from home you’ve ever been?
Alaska

Name three foods that are part of your regular diet.
Barbecue, fried okra, hot wings.

What do you wish someone would hurry up and invent?
I mean, they've invented the deep fryer, so I'm good.

Who's hotter: Ronnie or the Situation?
Ronnie, definitely.

Name the last movie that made you cry.
I'm like not a big crier. No tearjerkers.

How do you like to spend a rainy day?
Chinese takeout and a “Cops” marathon on for hours; I'm totally good to go.

What one item would you save if your house was flooding?
I have like the world's greatest beer koozie collection, so that's going with me.

What's your voice mail ring tone?
Hank Williams, Jr.: "If Heaven Ain't a Lot Like Dixie"

What's the best way for a customer to hit on you?
Oh my god, ewww. Don't.

What's your favorite local band?
Blackberry Smoke, they're really good.

What's your least favorite thing about Atlanta?
It's too big, too busy. I wish they'd just quit building; slow it down a little bit.

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