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Results to the Health(y drinking) and (Party) fitness survey 

Atlantans tell us how often they drink, where they go for drunk food and that Ted Turner would make a good beer buddy

How old are you?

Under 21 — 4 percent
21-24 — 20 percent
25-30 — 38 percent
31-39 — 21 percent
40-49 — 11 percent
50+ — 6 percent

Apparently, CL doesn't have as many aging hippie stoners as we'd thought. Turns out the likeliest age group to smoke the ganja are youngsters between 21 and 24. In fact, one of every 10 readers aged 21-24 said that, for them, 4:20 comes at least once a day.

What's your marital status?

Single — 39 percent
In a relationship, but not married — 36 percent
Married — 19 percent
Divorced — 6 percent

It would seem being married requires additional stress relief. Married folks were more likely to drink to unwind than to socialize.

Do you exercise?

Religiously — 26 percent
Occasionally — 61 percent
Nope — 13 percent

Be honest: How many drinks do you consume in a week?

Teetotaler — 4 percent
1-5 — 26 percent
6-15 — 44 percent
15-24 — 21 percent
25+ — 5 percent

What's your hangover frequency?

Never; I know when to stop — 26 percent
Once a month or so — 40 percent
More than once a month — 22 percent
Pretty much every weekend — 13 percent
I can't remember not being hung over — 0 percent

How often do you drink and drive?

A lot (several nights a week) — 3 percent
Sometimes (once or twice a month) — 25 percent
Rarely (once a month or less) — 38 percent
Never — 34 percent

How do you deal with hangovers?

Take aspirin and go back to bed — 42 percent
Hair of the dog — 5 percent
Over-the-counter hangover cure — 1 percent
Home remedy — 11 percent
I just gut it out — 41 percent

How often do you get hung over?

Never — 24 percent
Every time I drink — 6 percent
Only when I drink hard liquor — 49 percent
I usually avoid it by employing an old wives' tale cure — 21 percent

What's your upper spending limit for a decent cocktail?

$7-$9 — 24 percent
$9-$11 — 39 percent
$11-$12 — 19 percent
$12-$15 — 7 percent

As expected, Clark Howard fans are frugal drinkers. Of readers who wanted to party with the nerdy consumer advocate, 90 percent were willing to spend no more than $11 for a decent cocktail.

What kind of drunk are you?

Happy — 51 percent
Angry — 1 percent
Weepy — 1 percent
Sleepy — 5 percent
Horny — 9 percent
Chatty — 23 percent
I have no idea — 9 percent

Is it any wonder that chatty drunks overwhelmingly wanted to hoist a few with the Mouth of the South, Ted Turner? Despite the popular YouTube video showing Ted slurring his way through an America's Cup press conference, Turner supposedly gave up booze while married to Jane Fonda.

Given the choice, where would you prefer to get shit-faced?

Yacht Club — 20 percent
Club Crucial — 2 percent
Taco Mac — 13 percent
The Cheetah — 7 percent
Trader Vic's — 3 percent
St. Regis Bar — 8 percent
Leon's Full Service — 19 percent
My couch — 28 percent

You mainly drink to:

Unwind — 31 percent
Socialize — 44 percent
Get drunk — 7 percent
Enjoy the flavor — 7 percent
Get in someone's pants — 0 percent
Embrace sweet oblivion — 11 percent

At what age did you first get drunk?

Under 15 — 28 percent
16-17 — 39 percent
18-21 — 29 percent
21+ — 4 percent
Demon Rum has never gotten the better of me — 0 percent

What Atlanta celebrity would you most like to have a beer with?

Ted Turner — 22 percent
Matt Ryan — 18 percent
Clark Howard — 13 percent
NeNe Leakes — 10 percent
Tyler Perry — 5 percent
Nancy Grace — 2 percent
T.I. — 13 percent
Blondie — 16 percent

Next: Would you buy alcohol for Justin Bieber?

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