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Did doing this movie make you want to become the next Michael Moore, or are you done with documentaries right now?
Rock: I’m not going to do another just because people like this one. I got to figure out what I wanna do. Right topic, I’ll do it.
Nia, you’ve had long hair and short hair throughout your career. Is that your style choice or do you get pressured by the studios to do this.
Long: The things I did when I was 25 don’t work for me now. So yes it’s a style choice but it's also part of creating the character. Like when I played Suzanne in Are We There Yet ... this woman should have long hair because she’s a mother. But it’s a little bit of both. I also have a weave because I can go to the gym and still go to a meeting and still go to the baseball game with my son and the PTA meeting, so it’s a bit of convenience.
What are the positives and negatives of fame?
Rock: I always said being famous is like being a hot chick. You ever been to a baseball game and a hot chick walks through? It's like having big tits or something. You get attention wherever you go. In one-on-one situations when you’re a guy, people generally want money. When you’re a girl, they wanna fuck you. That’s the difference. I’ve never been one to dwell on the negatives. I like being famous. I was not famous for most of my life — and fuck that shit.
At one point in the film, Dr. Joe Dudley of Dudley’s Hair Care and Cosmetics spoke at his school’s commencement services and stressed entrepreneurship. He emphasized “For us by us” as a motto. Were you surprised to discover the black hair care industry was not black-owned?
No industry is black-owned. Actually, the NBA Player’s Association gets 49 percent of the revenue, since most players are black. That would be the No. 1 black-run organization. It’s the chink in Dr. King’s armor. We marched and did all these things to be a part of something when we should have been trying to get our own thing. It’s like saying. “I wanna be in a co-op,” instead of saying “I want my own house.” So we’re in a co-op and now the building is coming down.
Derek J was featured as one of the contestants in the Bronner Brothers Hair Show competition mentioned in the film. Most people now know Derek from his appearances on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta." Tell us about your Derek J experience.
Long: He had some badass boots.
Rock: You know what’s weird? You do this journey with them and now it's like I know them. It’s like I did a movie with them so my relationship is like my relationship with Anthony Hopkins or anybody I did a movie with. When you do a movie with someone, it's like you’ve gone through school with them and you’ve graduated. So when I did a show in Vegas, they were there in the front row. In documentaries, you don’t get paid anything so I gave them tickets for life, and they were like, “Yes, good — we’re gonna take you up on this ticket shit." I saw them at a lot of dates while I was on tour.
A lot of comics stop touring once they get big making movies. Is it still rewarding, do you still get thrill out of it?
Yeah, I still get a thrill out of it. I’m fortunate the road is bigger now than it was when guys used to quit. Richard Pryor couldn’t play the whole world. That was the thing with comedians — musicians can play the whole world so they could make all this money that comics couldn’t. Part of it was awareness, but also because things didn’t translate. But now in the age of the Internet, the world is so small. I can play anywhere they speak English.
Long: Isn’t [touring] like an improv class? It gives you that surge of energy. Is that what it's like for a comedian?
Rock: It's nice to be funny without all the accoutrements. It’s the instant connection to the audience, it’s close to being an athlete. It’s a live event happening, anything can happen, I have to think while I’m on stage — the show can actually go bad. It's like a game: I could lose. It’s hard to do that in a movie but it could be horrible on stage.
Do your comments get you in trouble? Do people ever come back to you about the things you say?
Yeah, anytime I see Janet Jackson, she cuts me a bad look. I did joke about her whipping her titty out at the Super Bowl. It’s a 40-year-old titty, that’s your man’s titty. Twenty-year-old titty is community titty.
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