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Speakeasy with Chris Rock and Nia Long 

Rock and Long straighten out the makings of Good Hair

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Long: Keep your 40-year-old titty inside your bra.

Rock: There’s no "Aunties Gone Wild."

So you don’t believe in the cougar phenomenon?

There’s cougars out there.

Long: Cougar titties are the best titties, because they know their position.

Rock: What’s a real cougar, though? There’s cougars and there’s “I can’t get a guy my age” girls. So I’m gonna get me a young boy that’s happy that I bought him a bike. Real cougars can get guys their age and younger. This is a whole "I’m messing with young boys by default" movement. 

Long: What if you prefer a younger guy?

Rock: That’s fine, but some of them are just frontin’, saying, "I got me this young boy" when really that’s all they could get.

Long: Awww.

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