As the only person in the office who's sober right now, I've been tasked with telling you about BREWS & BOOZE BEER FEST '07 Sat., JUNE 9, Creative Loafing's annual public celebration of alcohol, music, food and strippers. More than 100 types of beer are available, alongside signature drinks from local bars and nosh from local restaurants. Entertainment includes local live music (Gurufish, Crane and more) and a tug-of-war pitting Cheetah girls against Pink Pony girls. Finally, a war I can support. $10-$30. 2-7 p.m. Woodruff Park, Peachtree Street and Edgewood Avenue. 404-688-5623. atlanta.creativeloafing.com/beerfest07.