Who is the sexiest Braves player?

Emily: It's Chipper. He has a really nice butt. He needs to learn to pull his pants up to his knees because that's really hot. It makes a girl sweat. Chipper is one of a kind. I like that he's a switch hitter. It's a lot better that he's playing third because he's closer. We can see him. Chipper has a reason to be arrogant. People who think he's arrogant need to get a life.

Kaycee: Jeff Francoeur. He's just cute, especially when he smiles. Chipper is not hot anymore. He's old-looking. Jeff is young, the new cutie. His butt is nice, the whole body is good. He's a rookie and he's young. But I think Jeff looks better with a hat. When he wears the hat, he's much cuter. I've seen his hair and it's short. And I like that he wears No. 7. That's my favorite number.

Shelbi: Rafael Furcal. He's absolutely gorgeous. I want to have his baby. It's all about the butt. He's got the perfect butt for the pants. And I love watching him run. It's all butt. And I love that little split between his teeth. He probably can whistle really well. And you know he's only one of three players in Braves' history to have stolen over 40 bases in a season.



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