My fellow __________ (plural noun denoting nationality or IQ level), I have just received a call from __________ (name of opponent or Karl Rove), who conceded the election to us. I thanked him for campaigning with __________ (adjective, e.g.: "integrity," "malice," "scant regard for simple human decency"), and told him I thought America owes him a __________ (noun indicating a form of physical contact, plus "to," "in" or "on") the __________ (part of the body).
This race has been a long one, and I realize that our margin of victory was __________ (folksy metaphor indicating diminutive size). So tonight, I speak not only to those who voted for me, but to those who voted for my opponent. To you, I say, __________ (verb) you. Now is the time for __________ (choose "unity" or "pogroms").
We have heard your voices. You have told us that you are __________ (adjective, e.g. "hopeful," "delusional," "catatonic") and that you believe the __________ (choose "best," "worst" or "Biblically foretold last") days of America lie before us.
Who are these __________ (type of person, plural) whose voices rang out so resoundingly today? They are the voices of people like __________ (person in audience), who has struggled for years with __________ (debilitating dermatological condition). __________ (person in audience ), we have heard your cries, and __________ (choose "help" or "your tax cut") is on the way.
There are so many Americans who work hard, who want a __________ (adjective, e.g.: "brighter," "safer," "more Godly") future for their children, who believe the best government is the government that doesn't hesitate to __________ (verb) them. And this administration will do that. We know we are just stewards of America, and that means we will work hard every day to __________ (verb) the environment, to __________ (verb) our children, to __________ (verb) our sick, to create __________ (adjective indicating mass quantity or menial nature) jobs for those without hope.
We can't afford to forget America's place in the world. Other nations look to us for guidance. For 18 months now, we have been busy __________ ("ing" verb) Iraq. We have put our best and brightest in harm's way, and they have not let us down. Yet there is more to be done. So tonight, we tell the nations of the world that __________ (verb indicating level of support or hostility) us: America __________ (verb ending in "s") you. And to our brave fighting men and women: We will muster all our resources to __________ (verb) you. Always remember that yours is a __________ (adjective denoting righteousness or futility) mission.
Tonight, we also send out a special greeting to William Rehnquist. Mr. Chief Justice, we wish you a speedy __________ (choose "recovery," "retirement" or "embalming"), and we __________ (verb) you for your many years of service to this great country. Your knowledge of and __________ (choose "respect" or "utter disregard") for the Constitution, combined with your __________ (adjective, e.g.: "distinguished," "puzzling," "fascistic") decisions over the years have left an indelible mark on America.
I must also acknowledge the one person without whom all of this would still be a dream. That, of course, is __________ (speaker's wife or Karl Rove). Y'know, just before I came out here to talk to you tonight, __________ (he/she) said to me, "__________ (first name of president-elect or Supreme Court designee), I'm so proud of your ability to __________ (verb, e.g.: "lead," "intimidate," "bamboozle") the American people. They truly are the __________ (adjective ending in "est") people on earth." I could only agree.
Finally, I want to leave you tonight with the words of one of our greatest presidents, Abraham Lincoln. Last night, I read once again his Second Inaugural Address, which seems as relevant as ever:
"With malice toward __________ (noun, e.g.: "none," "Ralph Nader," "Florida voters," "the Dixie Chicks"), with charity for __________ (noun, e.g.: "all," "Jacques Chirac," "the ketchup industry," "Halliburton"), with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive to __________ (choose "finish" or "delegate to Dick Cheney") the work we are in, to __________ (choose "bind up" or "exploit") the nation's wounds.
May God bless you, and may God __________ (choose "bless" or "have mercy on") America.
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