William, 22 

Job: Concessions server, Strand Theatre

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What's your sexy-time soundtrack?

Feist did wonders for me in college, so probably her entire discography is sexy-time music, I guess.

Have you ever been dumped? If so, what was the reason?

The girl who liked Feist broke up with me via text message after I'd come back from winter vacation. No tangible reason; she just thought it was time for us to not see each other and it still hurts. She's still friends with me on Facebook.

What's your pettiest relationship deal-breaker?

You can't be easily offended by anything. If you think a joke I make is uncouth, that may be a quick deal-breaker. You gotta be a little more loose, a little more relaxed.

What would you order for your last meal?

Nice surf 'n turf. Lobster and steak. Some type of potato in there, too.

Name a well-regarded band you don't like.

I used to work at the Disney Store and a lot of the ladies there loved Nickelback and I just don't get it. That's a deal-breaker for me: You listen to Nickelback, I'm like, "Nah."

With whom would you like to play Truth or Dare?

Christina Hendricks from "Mad Men," just to see if there was any way that the dare could be something like "dunk me in."

What would be the title of your autobiography?

What the Fuck Just Happened?

What did your parents want you to do with your life?

Anything, as long as I was successful and happy. Whatever makes me happy. I have good parents.

What's your life's ambition/grandest dream?

I'd be lying if I said I don't picture myself standing on stage at some great awards show accepting some award for some art I've done. Tony, Emmy, Oscar, Grammy — all four, maybe.

What celebrity would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?

All my friends would laugh if they read this but Elisabeth Moss from "Mad Men." I've had a crush on her since she was the president's daughter on "The West Wing" and she gets better with age.

What's the most romantic place in Atlanta?

I'll go OTP for this one. The top of Kennesaw Mountain his an absolutely gorgeous view, and a great place for lovers to sit and hold hands and have a blanket and stare at the sky.

What's your wackiest piece of personal trivia?

When Clay Aiken was doing his Christmas tour in 2005, Pebblebrook got selected to be the choir that sang behind him, but I make sure to not mention it. I don't wanna talk about it.

At what bar/restaurant would you like to have an open tab?

My favorite bar is [Johnnie] MacCracken's because I'm always there, anyway.

What personal attribute are you a sucker for?

A funny girl gets me every time. Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, just someone absurd and funny and self-deprecating. I'm very self-conscious, so just a dorky, nerdy, funny girl.

Where would you go on your sweepstakes vacation?

The United Kingdom: a week in Northern Ireland, week in Wales, and, hell, a week in regular Ireland just 'cause it's there.

Describe your relationship to exercise.

I like running, bike-riding and by-myself exercises. I'm not a gym rat at all. Just the thought of being in a gym and everybody's like, "Yeah, I'm stronger than you! Let's impress each other!" That's not for me.

Not counting rent or bills, where does most of your disposable income go?

Food and alcohol.

If you had to spend $1 million in one afternoon, what would you do?

I'd go to Brooks Brothers in Lenox and just buy nine suits so I could wear a suit every day. I don't know why I want to wear a suit every day, but, um, clothes, and then save $500 to go get drinks and food.

Have you ever stolen a friend's girlfriend?

No. I've wanted to. If I didn't like the guy so much, it would've been "game on" in a heartbeat. I'm too nice to do it.

What's your character flaw you'd most like to fix?

I get attached rather quickly. When I'm with somebody, in the morning I'm just like, "I wanna be with you forever." Put up some walls, William!

What silly thing are you most vain about?

I'm picky about the way my hair looks. I barely have any, but it gets to a certain length and I have to cut it. I spend hours staring at my hair like, "Should I cut it? Should I just be bald? Should I grow it out and have dreads like Lil Wayne? Should I try to get Bruno Mars hair?"

Why do you think someone nominated you for the Lust List?

A friend of mine was like, "You're an attractive guy, you're very sweet, you're very nice, and I feel like there are 3,000 douchebags in Atlanta who shouldn't be picked for this and you should. Here's the nomination."

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