NA tests confirm that the Bat Boy has a famous daddy!
Crotchety politician Zell Miller has revealed that he fathered the bizarre creature.
Yep, hes all mine, Miller said from a rocking chair on the porch of his boyhood home in Hooterville, Ga. Im one proud pa.
In an exclusive interview, the down-home, country philosopher revealed he was on a hike in his beloved North Georgia mountains when he zigzagged into a hole that was the entrance to a cave!
I was rescued by a kind-hearted bat, Miller said.
One thing led to another, and the female bat seduced him, admitted the political and moral leader of the freedom-loving world. Miller later stumbled out of the cave and went back to what he does best: supporting family values.
As the Bat Boy gained fame, Miller couldnt help but notice the striking resemblance between the half-boy, half-bat creature and himself, particularly in pictures of either of them snarling.
Miller arranged for a DNA test and, sure enough, found out he was Bat Boys father.
Now that hes out of politics, Miller said hell help his new-found son with his music and acting career.
He hopes they will perform as a father-son duo and sing some of the ex-governors own songs, including You Cant Ration Nothing I Cant Do Without.
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